Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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