She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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