The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize