But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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