im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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