Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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