Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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