You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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