some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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