Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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