Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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