Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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