shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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