Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
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in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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