i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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