I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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