ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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