I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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