and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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