No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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