Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
When are your genitals available?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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