Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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