NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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