After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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