I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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