Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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