just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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