I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
as a side note pls kill me
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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