i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
just found out that she named her cat after me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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