Nicole vs. Life
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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