yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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