We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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