Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If I die, sorry about rent.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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