dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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