508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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