Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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