If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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