Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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