i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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