id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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