Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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