new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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