Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
look no pants
we're chasing vodka with high fives
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I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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