Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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