Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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