Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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