Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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