if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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