So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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