OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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