That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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