Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You've changed since you got that strap on
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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