So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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