I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
God I need to hump something, right now.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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