i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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