carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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