you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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