You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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