am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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