Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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