Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Your tits are I can't wait for
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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